January 11, 2006...3:33 pm

Why SPIN It?

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SPIN IT

As the Intellectual population among human species keeps growing exponentially, the simpletons are more likely to press the panic button… So the time has come to execute the phrase: “Its Cool To Be A Fool”…

When there are humans willing to use Religion, History, Science and anything else that would help create an illusion to win the race to preserve their own race, then there is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to preserve the race known as “The Simpletons”…

One of the greatest contribution from Intelectuals to society was the creation of two classes: Educated and Uneducated Humans… With these two classes in place, for centuries the intellectual has managed to sell “defective” ideas to humans…

The major difference between Intellectuals and simpletons lies on “Having Solutions” to socio-economic problems… The Simpletons have no solutions… The Intellectuals pretend to have solutions… They go around issuing manifestos, doctrines, etc (filled with jargons, preventing the simpleton from understanding it)…

The Simpleton’s problem with the Intellectuals has very little to do with issuing of manifestos and doctrines… It has more to do with failing to admit when a manifesto or doctrine has gone wrong…

And in most societies, “Who is saying it?” becomes far more important than “What is being said”… An intellectual with a few degrees has the power to make humans into believers…

The modern Intellectual specializes in one specific field and tries to solve socio-economic problems using the tricks he learnt within that field… But the problem is there so many different fields in contemproary society and with each field producing tons of Intellectuals, there seems to be far too many ego-trips…

The days when Simpletons relied on main-stream media to help them survive are gone… The media seems far more interested in creating NEWS than delivering it… And they also happen to be far more interested in opinions of Intellectuals than that of Simpletons… So the time has come to open our own press…

Say Hello to “THE SIMPLETON”

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He happens to be the Editor, Columist, Reporter and most of the time the only reader of SPIN (Unless you clicked on “Random blog”)… The SPIN has been launched after leaping over several hurrdles in the form bureaucracy…Even wordpress.com’s sign-up process tried to put stop sign on the lauch, when they said “you need minimum 6 letters for the URL”… So we decided to put a SPIN on it. so now you have SPIN IT…

SPIN has no intention of following the rules of main-stream press, which is to make sense out of NEWS and NEWS MAKERS… Instead, we are planning on making nonsense and nuisance out of those same items… Or to make it simple, we are going to SPIN IT…

Even though, SPIN has no intentions of following rules, we are still expecting our readers to follow tradition when it comes to NEWSPAPERS…

A tradition like rushing to the toilet after reading SPIN… Most people who read their morning paper in the toilet do it for a reason… They do it because they know half the shit you read in the paper has to be dumped and flushed along with the human shit…

So please enjoy as the Simpleton tries to deliver poorly constructed puns, badly written poems and meaningless prose…

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