Oh My God!!! Oops… Being a liberal, I don’t want offend Ann by using the word GOD… Just finished reading Godless and I’m now ready to lower Coulter’s threat to human intelligence from Red to Green (Red = Dangerous, Orange = Annoying…. Green= Amusing)… Loss of credibility by Conservative Think Tanks (i.e. Karl Rove, Rush [...]
Breaking News From Fark.com- Having already unlocked the achievement for weirdest nation in the world, Japan goes for the bonus round as their men are now marrying video game characters [Strange]
- Train Man [Scary]
- Not news: Babysitter goes drunk driving. News: He had a seven year with him. FARK: The kid was on the roof [Scary]
- Celebrated trial lawyer died driving unsafe and uncrashworthy SUV on negligently designed and maintained road that one or more persons had maliciously allowed to become wet in the rain. He never had a chance [Sad]
- Even the judge agrees there's nothing wrong with a little tongue [Strange]
- That Kentucky census worker undressed himself, wrote "fed" on his chest, bound himself in duct tape and then hung himself. It's like Houdini but in reverse [Followup]
- Drew Curtis on possible partnerships between Fark and other media outlets: "I can't go into any great detail because if it turns out some of these ideas suck as much or worse than a travel tab, we'll shiatcan 'em" [Followup]
- The Onion
- [audio] Miracle Powder Turns Water Into Delicious Fruity Drink
- In Focus: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving
- Opinion: Like Hell I'm Going To Let Some Black President Help Me Pay For Dialysis (by Dan Laird)
- Sports: Nets Announce Team Is In Re-Demolition Mode
- Shakira Just Not Feeling Up To Jiggling Ass Today
- Boarding School Student Receives Wet William
- Oprah To End Her Talk Show
- Department Of Needing Transportation: 'Anyone Heading To Tucson This Weekend?'
- In Focus: Thousands Gather For Stuffing Of Giant Rockefeller Center Turkey
- Slideshow: The Week In Review
