La Sticks is created by a simpleton thinking the purpose of literature is not to show us anything, but rather to engage us in a war (of words) to find peace (if not a piece) of mind… Nuisance to Aesthetics, but nuance, knot-tying and word-play to Ass Ticks… Based mostly on knowledge gained over the [...]
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