So I was thinking (Red Alert: Nuisance To Follow), why do we never hear news stories on how an “Employee of the Month” from McDonalds showed up at a camp filled with over-weight beings holding a tray full of Big Macs to give a lecture on the dangers of obesity…
If there was actually a thing [...]
Breaking News From Fark.com- Dog works the drive-through at a convenience store (with awesome picture of the employee) [Florida]
- Ten secret text message codes parents need to pay special attention to. NALOPKT [Asinine]
- You know that guy who spent 23 years in a coma but aware of everything going on? Even money says it's a hoax [Followup]
- Police searching for the grinch or grinches who crushed a gingerbread town containing 650 gingerbread homes. "The people who did this must be full of gingerbread dust. They will smell a long way." [Sad]
- Lovers reportedly have sex in clock tower in broad daylight - of course that's only second hand [Amusing]
- Irish turn their annual Christmas lighting ceremony into a drunken riot. Once again [Sad]
- Musician appeals for return of stolen tiki. The curse never ends, Greg [Obvious]
- The Onion
- [audio] Miracle Powder Turns Water Into Delicious Fruity Drink
- In Focus: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving
- Opinion: Like Hell I'm Going To Let Some Black President Help Me Pay For Dialysis (by Dan Laird)
- Sports: Nets Announce Team Is In Re-Demolition Mode
- Shakira Just Not Feeling Up To Jiggling Ass Today
- Boarding School Student Receives Wet William
- Oprah To End Her Talk Show
- Department Of Needing Transportation: 'Anyone Heading To Tucson This Weekend?'
- In Focus: Thousands Gather For Stuffing Of Giant Rockefeller Center Turkey
- Slideshow: The Week In Review
