NEWS To Make Your Head SPIN

OK! Not the kind of news that would have the Editor scream "STOP THE PRESS"… Yet, fits this quote from Jerry Seinfeld :

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

So today, I shall tap into the drunk world for some news:
ITEM 1: Driver [...]

And Now Everybody Wants To Be Liberal Leader…

As soon as the Simpleton heard the words “Dr.Ruby Dhalla might be running for the Liberal Leadership,” he knew the time has come to start looking at the list of names of the candidates who will not be running because that list seems to be much shorter…
Rarely does a guy get to say ” I [...]

But Who Will Cry For Me?

 
A Letter Sent To The Editor of SPIN:

As I see angry women
Sweep the streets
Holding brooms
And Screaming
“Save our culture”
“Preserve our tradition”
I cry for them
But who will cry for me?
With my birth
Begins my death
For a few minutes
I too enjoy
Culture and tradition
Now I’m being
Dissected and disfigured
But who will cry for me?
From
M.Dosai

The Simpleton Replies:
Let them slice you
Or even [...]

Nightmares From SOCIOLOGY 101

So the Simpleton entered the beautiful building where Intellectuals are produced (aka University)… He chose Systems Engineering as his major because the "Wisemen" told him if you become an Engineer you can live a lazy life… The Wisemen also said "The Smart thing to do is to choos a minor in an alternate field"… [...]

The Failed Experiment

“Eureka!” Screamed the genius, convinced he had the perfect solution for controlling the moral ills within a society…
Holding a bottle marked “CULTURE & TRADITION”, he enters Simpleton’s lab… inside the lab, he sees the simpleton standing between two other humans, one holding a bottle marked “RELIGION” and other with a bottle marked “LEGAL LAWS”…
An experiment [...]

The Dead Politician’s Will

The dead politician left this on his will:
To all future Politicians, I leave these words:
Become a politician by lying…
Become a politician by cheating…
Become a politician by making false promises…
But please don’t become a politician using:
Religion, History & Culture
Because politics will survive…
But the other three will be distorted and lose its popular appeal…
 
 
Reading of this “Will” [...]

A Confusion Over Appearance

I'm sure some of you are wondering why an unusual appearance for  "The Simpleton"… But there is a reason behind it… The incident occurred around september 30'2005, just as the simpleton entered a political forum from the state where there will be an election in May 2006 (May Day! May Day! Ignore the Media and the Politicians who provide the [...]